The Blob vs. The Barrel

It was hot that day. Had I wanted eggs for breakfast I could have gone outside and cracked them on the road. I was working at a horse camp, in the middle of Texas, in the middle of summer, in the middle of the day. It was the Blob’s turn (known as Priscilla to her…

The Human Remote

Everyone has known at least one person that talks so much you wish you could box him or her up, slap a label on their box, ship them out, and if they were a toy they would (guaranteed) be returned because there was no ‘off’ button. At one point in my life I knew a…

My Funniest Day

My funniest moment was the day I made a cowboy angry. It was a couple of years ago, when I still lived in Texas. I was helping to move a pile of wood at the ranch I rode at. The mares loved to climb and trip over our pile of wood that we needed for…