Irony Much?

So I was bebopping around Facebook last night, completely bored. This would have been easily┬ásatiated┬áhad my mom not been hogging the XBOX playing Skyrim and had I been calm (as in not fidgity) enough to actually read a book. So I went to Facebook and started playing the silly Flash games. I think it was…

Gamers never sleep!

Monday night. 9 o’clock. My mom and I drive up and park in our white Mitsubishi Outlander. We walk up to the door and knock on the glass. A guy my height comes over and opens the door a little bit. “We’re the facepainters.” my mom was grinning. “Come on in. Where do you want…