At 65 degrees above zero:
People in Florida turn on the heat.
People in Alaska plant gardens.

At 60 degrees above zero:
People in California shiver uncontrollably.
People in Alaska sunbathe.

At 50 degrees above zero:
Italian and English cars won’t start.
People in Alaska drive with the windows down.

At 40 degrees above zero:
People in Georgia don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Alaska throw on a flannel shirt.

At 35 degrees above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Alaska have the last cookout before it gets cold.

At 20 degrees above zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Alaska close the windows..

At zero degrees:
People in Arizona fly away to Mexico.
People in Alaska get out their winter coats.

At 10 degrees below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
Girl Scouts in Alaska are selling cookies door to door.

At 20 degrees below zero:
Washington, DC, runs out of hot air.
People in Alaska let the dogs sleep indoors.

At 30 degrees below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Alaskans get upset because they can’t start the snowmobile.

At 40 degrees below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Alaska start saying, “Cold enough for ya?”

At 50 degrees below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Alaska public schools will open 2 hours late.

I found this floating around Facebook. I have no idea who this was started with. I wanted to share. This is NOT a personal work.