Weirdest Names

The weirdest names I’ve ever heard;

Dr. Finklestein- drug commercial on tv
Ostin- Michael Vey book #1
Michael Vey- same as above
Tzion- someone I know
Zion- a horse I know
Jim Vandevander- character in Rascal

Your turn:
What is the weirdest name you have ever heard? 1 or more, be creative, you can make up one. I might even make a story out of the names.